Cute Pink Headset

These babies are resplendent in pristine white leather with magenta dome earcups that nestle against your shell-likes with squashy cushiony goodness. There's an in-line volume control and a travel bag to protect them from the harsh realities of the rest of your stuff. Most importantly, they pack 50mm power drivers, giving you the kind of sound you'd normally expect to find throbbing forth from speakers at a festival. And they are so gorgeous, in a hardass kind of way, that we should like to lick them.
There's also an awesome version in red and zebra print. Cannot choose! Brain explode! They're a frankly astonishing £25 or so from Skull Candy.